WHY GERMAN IS A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE 

sarrahxhabibi:

Arschgeige - assviolin - a heavy insult
Fußhupe - foot horn - a small dog
Egal wie dicht du bist, Göthe war Dichter. - No matter how drunk you are, Goethe was a poet - Pun: “dichter” also translates to “more drunk”
fuchsteufelswild - foxdevilswild - really angry

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin  

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

I think I might have eat every single drop of chocolate there was in my house. 

Mood of the day.

Mood of the day.

German GP

# F1    
saracastically:

toothless in 99i got a ton of toothless requests; so i made this one move
commissions are open

saracastically:

toothless in 99
i got a ton of toothless requests; so i made this one move

commissions are open

# httyd    

Happy Birthday, Tom! 07.23.1982

# tom mison    # British Prince    

"I guess"

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)